We are two film geeks that decided to create a crappy website to share our ridiculous thoughts on movies that we have seen. So basically we're splitting the line between shitty cash-grab movies and the ones that can actually call themselves movies. Don't take this personally, but if we give your favorite film a bad review then you need to sort yourself out and explore more films.
Our names don't matter. From film geeks to other film geeks, welcome to The Pumpkin and enjoy (or hate, whatever) our reviews of the films we see.
If you want to know what our tastes in films and TV Shows consist of, then keep reading the text.
For us, an example of a shitty film is Peter Hacksons The Hobbit Trilogy. Sure there's films like Sharknado and Birdemic that shouldn't have existed, but they didn't squeeze the juice - sure, there was no juice at the start - to dry the money out of our pockets with unnecessary shit that was spewed out from Hacksons ass, so that he can wipe it with our money. That being said, don't mention The Hobbit Trilogy at all, or praise his "talent".
So, back to our favorite films. The guy's favorite films include:
- The Vengeance Trilogy;
- Seven Samurai;
- Pulp Fiction;
- Kill Bill 1 & 2;
- Spirited Away;
- 2001: A Space Odyssey;
- Drive;
- Gladiator;
- The Dark Knight;
- The Prestige;
- Amadeus;
- The Dollars Trilogy;
- Gone Girl;
- Fight Club;
- Se7en;
- Once Upon a Time in the West;
- American Beauty;
- The Shining;
- A Clockwork Orange;
- Aliens;
- Requiem for a Dream;
- Full Metal Jacket;
- Yojimbo;
- The Raid 1 & 2;
- The Hunt;
- Donnie Darko;
- No Country for Old Men;
- There Will Be Blood;
- Interview With the Vampire;
- Submarine;
- Taxi Driver;
- Sweeney Todd;
- Dorian Gray;
- Fargo;
- True Grit;
- The Godfather Trilogy;
- Battle Royale;
- 13 Assassins;
- Akira;
- I Saw The Devil;
- Let The Right One In;
- The Millenium Trilogy.
The girl's favorite films are:
- Pulp Fiction;
- Taxi Driver;
- Amadeus;
- Reservoir Dogs;
- Kill Bill 1 & 2;
- O Brother, Where Art Thou?;
- A Nightmare Before Christmas;
- American History X;
- The Exorcist;
- The Sixth Sense;
- Inglorious Basterds;
- Se7en;
- American Beauty;
- The Shining;
- The Babadook;
- No Country for Old Men;
- Shutter Island;
- Beetlejuice;
- Submarine;
- The Village;
- Sweeney Todd;
- The Godfather Trilogy;
- Awakenings;
- Let The Right One In;
- The Millennium Trilogy.
Okay, so now you have the list of our favorite movies. Feel free to criticise, judge or be impressed by our list of great movies.
We are also TV fanatics. We love everything that includes making us sit on the coach and enjoy a good fourty-five to sixty minute episode.
The guys favorite TV Shows:
- Breaking Bad;
- The Walking Dead;
- True Detective;
- Cowboy Bebop;
- Cosmos;
- Berserk;
- Attack on Titan;
- Game of Thrones;
- The Bridge;
- Death Note;
- How I Met Your Mother;
- Family Guy;
- Invader Zim;
The girls favorite TV Shows:
- Breaking Bad;
- The Walking Dead;
- The Bridge;
- The Daily Show;
- Modern Family;
- Family Guy;
- Game of Thrones;
- Cosmos;
- Attack on Titan;
- Avatar: The Last Airbender;
- Parenthood.
We hope you look forward on reading our reviews on the films we see and we hope we don't say anything stupid that makes us seem like two snobby and insignificant brats... But who knows, could be too late.
